Lot's of naked people in the news this week and I will tell you why. It's August and it's friggin HOT out there.
From Illinois:
Nudist to Be Buried Fully Clothed PEKIN, Illinois - Even in death, Robert Norton's nakedness is a no-no. Norton, 82, spent four decades in and out of court fighting repeated arrests for gardening and wandering his yard in the nude. He said he wanted to be buried without any clothes, but his family is
sending him to eternity wearing gray slacks and a matching shirt... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Golf Outing Allegedly Involves Strippers NAPERVILLE, Ill. - Police on Wednesday were investigating a golf outing sponsored by a gentleman's club in this Chicago suburb that allegedly featured women strippers in bikinis giving male golfers lap dances.
.. View: Full Article | Source: AP
Woman Says Cemetery Lost Her Dad's Grave LIBERTYVILLE, Ill. - Mary Hurst wants to honor her 80-year-old dying mother's wish: to be buried aside her husband, Hurst's father, who died of cancer nearly four decades ago... View: Full Article | Source: AP
From Iowa:
Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop SPENCER,
Iowa - A man who police say showed up at a sandwich shop wearing
nothing but a ski mask will face several charges once he's released
from the hospital, police said Thursday... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Naked Swordsman Pleads Guilty to Assault IOWA CITY, Iowa - A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Pottsville Manure Spill Kills Fish POSTVILLE, IA - August 2, 2005 - A manure spill south of Postville has led to a fish kill along a two mile stretch... View: Full Article | Source: MidWest News
Theif an Allegedly Steals Hundreds of Undies UPDATE: WEST DES MOINES, Iowa - The dryer can't be blamed for eating these socks and undies. Rusty Wayne Sills, 46, of Des Moines, was charged Thursday with fifth-degree theft for allegedly stealing women's panties, bras and socks from the laundry room at the Sun Prairie Apartments, said Lt. Jeff Miller, police spokesman... View: Full Article | Source: AP
From Minnesota:
Woman Says She Punched Bear in the Nose DULUTH, Minn. - A 50-year-old Holyoke woman said she punched a black bear in the nose as it attacked her, but the bear didn't flinch... View: Full Article | Source: AP
From Missouri:
Misprint Swamps Woman With Medicaid Calls JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - A businesswoman in faraway Montana was swamped with anguished calls after a letter informing 339,000 Medicaid recipients of service cuts wrongly listed her phone number for a help line for the hearing impaired... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Woman Claims Buttocks Burned on the Toilet UPDATE: ST. LOUIS - A Kansas woman who claims her buttocks were burned by cleaning fluid when she sat on a toilet seat at a Lake Saint Louis Denny's restaurant has sued the chain and the franchise owner... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Mo. Family Finds Python Under Dishwasher SEDALIA, Mo. - The new residents of a Sedalia duplex were surprised to learn a 4-foot-6-inch constrictor didn't move out when the old residents left.... View: Full Article | Source: AP
Rural dentists report surge in "meth mouth" SIKESTON, Mo. - When children drop in for a dental checkup or cleaning, Dr. Gail Redman usually ends the appointment with her familiar reminder to brush and floss regularly. But she recently added something new: "Whatever you do, don't do meth." ... View: Full Article | Source: St. Louis Post Dispatch
From Wisconsin:
Cheerful holdup note: Chuck Sheperds News of the Weird Reports that Thomas E. Mason was charged with robbing the Fortress Bank in Winona, Minn., in June; he was arrested nearby and identified by bank employees, but the main evidence against him was the threatening holdup note, which began, cheerfully, "Hi, I'm Thomas Mason." . View: Full Article | Source: News of the Weird
From Indiana:
Ind. Couple Want to Wed in Cemetery EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Evansville city officials are considering a request by a couple to be married in a city cemetery.... View: Full Article | Source: AP
West Nile case reported in Hughes County A Hughes county resident has been diagnosed with asymptomatic West Nile Virus. It was one of nine new cases reported this week by the Department of Health.... View: Full Article | Source: Capital Journal
From Nebraska:
Nebraska charges man for having sex with 14-year-old wife LINCOLN,
Neb. (AP) A 22-year-old man faces criminal charges in Nebraska for
having sex with an underage 13-year-old girl, although he legally
married her in Kansas after she became pregnant. The man's lawyer said
the couple, with their families' support, ``made a responsible decision
to try to cope with the problem.'' Matthew Koso, 22, was charged Monday
with first-degree sexual assault, punishable by up to 50 years in
prison. He was released on $7,500 bail pending an Aug. 17 preliminary
hearing. After the girl became pregnant, her mother gave permission in
May for Koso to take the young woman to... .. View: Full Article | Source: AP
From Kansas:
Teen's Vomit Sentence a Conundrum for Cops- UPDATE: OLATHE,
Kan. - Police departments in Johnson County aren't sure how they'll
carry out an unusual sentence a judge imposed on a teenager convicted
of intentionally vomiting on his teacher. View: Full Article | Source: AP
Lottery Promotion Irks Two Kansas Towns TOPEKA, Kan. - Residents in two Kansas communities are angry over a radio spot for the Kansas Lottery that suggests their towns are boring. View: Full Article | Source: AP
Woman's Possessions Taken After Ad Error LAWRENCE, Kan. - Kris Bryan couldn't believe it when she came home and realized strangers were taking away her stuff — including her 7-week-old kitten. A legal notice in the Lawrence Journal-World for unclaimed property mistakenly listed Bryan's address. The notice said the items would be thrown out if they weren't picked up from the apartment. View: Full Article | Source: AP
From Ohio:
Ohio Cyclist Ticketed After Falling TOLEDO,
Ohio - A northwest Ohio man's fall off his bicycle left him with a
bruised leg, a big hospital bill and a ticket from police. Police fined
Melvin Surprise III, of Toledo, because he was riding his bike on a
sidewalk when he was struck by a pickup truck pulling out of a parking
lot.. View: Full Article | Source: AP
Nurse's Aide Sentenced in Laxatives Case MEDINA, Ohio - A former nurse's aide was sentenced to 10 months in prison Monday for conspiring with another nurse to give nursing home patients laxatives to make them sick... View: Full Article | Source: AP
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